Thursday, December 16, 2004

Making the World A Better Place



Imagine a world without France... Is it possible? For centuries scholars have pondered the problem of France - trying to balance their hatred of France with their natural reluctance to destroy a whole country and all of its inhabitants.
-- The Man Who Fell Asleep

11 comments:

Frank IBC said...

Cool!

I guess I'll have to start buying all that new beachfront property in Switzerland. I'd make a killing!

On the other hand, I'd rather see beaches at the Urals.

Anonymous said...

There goes 50% of the English language down the drain...

Anonymous said...

With France gone, the people at Dreamworks will have to find new fairy tale inspirations from other countries..

I wonder if Shiva would like a cameo appearance...

Anonymous said...

No France = No Mimes. Period.

Anonymous said...

With France underwater, let's just hope they don't develop gills but at least they'll bathe more often.

Skizz said...

Hell, I could go for that. Just have most of the Frogs move to Syria or Iran where they'll be more likely to fit in.

V the K said...

I just noticed that not all of France is obliterated. Corsica is still hanging on out there.

Jorgen said...

This is WRONG! France is not the problem - the French people are the problem so let us export them into the Middle East and cover France with solar panels (apart from a few motorways).

V the K said...

Jorgen, drop me an email when you get a chance.

Anonymous said...

France is gone??? who would take it?? better yet, who would want it?

Anonymous said...

I'm sure that some of the folks from the Napa valley would be able to put parts of France to productive use.