Tuesday, November 09, 2004

Sorry Losers, Part I

1. "Well... maybe we'll try just a little more, just to make sure we don't like it."

2. Guilt-ridden ex-gays reach Step 10, apologize and make amends.

3. From now on, it's anal or nothing!

4. In the next photo, the butch on the right holds up a sign reading "And I will personally BEAT THIS TWINK's ASS for his insolance!"

5. The Kerry defeat is apparently not the only thing they find hard to swallow.

6. And we'll never vacation again in one of those awful red states with their gruff, aggressive, hillbillies, who hold you down, and tie you up, force you to get loaded up with moonshine, and then, when you're vulnerable, they force their sweaty, stinking bodies on you until... okay, maybe just one more trip to the Red States.

7. "Furthermore, our dorm room is seceding."

8. "Master, now that we have posed for the photo, may the slave loosen the chain on his neck before he passes out?"

9. "Hey, Rick, If I said you had a beautiful body would you take off your pants and dance a little?"

10. Adding the words "not" and "Any" to his new year's resolution enabled Rick to save a tree when it came to time to write a message for the photo.


Rightwingsparkle said...

#2 made me laugh so hard, I cried.

Anonymous said...

Goddamn, you nazi-americans suck, I hope you all burn in hell!!!