Tuesday, October 26, 2004

Ace, How Can You Do This To Gary?

Hat Tip: Gabrielle at LGF

1. "Hold me closer, tiny dancer..."

2. "Just remember, it's not whether you win or lose, it how you...hey those pants make your ass look really sexy!

3. "Hey, John, quick question. If you and Hillary were to go on a goose hunt and somebody yelled 'Incoming!' is there any chance you'd have a Vietnam flashback and start shooting everybody in sight? Any chance at all?"

4. "Middle Aged GWM, sixties peacenik, far-left politics, in joyless marriage with foul-mouthed harridan, seeks comfort and release in the arms of sweaty man-sex." Another eHarmony-dot-com success story.

5. "You know what they say about politics John. You can put lipstick on a pig all you want, but at the end of the day, Elizabeth Edwards still looks like Michael Moore in drag."

6. "Remember back in 72... same position except we were naked and Jane Fonda was in the middle?"

7. "You know, ever since the heart attack, the doctor won't let Hillary wear the strap on. Doing anything later?"

8. "You ever try frottage? A guy named Throbert introduced me to it?"

9. "Don't worry, it's just a cold sore, I promise."

10. "So, you good to go, or is your ass still sore from 'packing away' Andrew Sullivan's endorsement?"

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

John Kerry doesn't have "sweaty man-sex", he has "perspiry man-sex".

-Frank IBC