Sunday, September 26, 2004

Sister Pali Boom Boom

A Palestinian woman stands on the rubble of her house after two large apartment buildings were blown up by Israeli troops during a raid at the Khan Younis refugee camp in southern Gaza Strip
Yahoo News

1. "He's got the whole world ... ... in his hands..."*

2. The Who's Reunion Tour seems to be going well.

3. "No, Tuhrayzuh, I don't want my children to run around naked. WTF is wrong with you."

4. The disguise almost worked, Dan Rather almost made it to the Mexican border when the guards noticed one of his boobies had slipped below his hemline.

5. "Godzilla continues to attack the city. Martyrs are detonating themselves against his ankles. What futility! Damn, our culture sucks and blows."

6. "Damn! My entire collection of 'Car Swarm Flesh' was in there."

7. "Now... this next one's a fixer-upper, a real 'handyman's special,' but it's definitely in your price range."

8. "Damn! I go out to one Leonid Brezhnev look-alike contest, and look what I have to come home to."

9. "You see kids. This is why we can't have nice things!" (Thanks, CJ)

10. "Mo, it wasn't the Israelis... Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell were playing 'Johnny-on-a-Pony.'" (Thanks CJ)

* Yeah, it's a rerun, but how could I not?

1 comment:

Leftwatch said...

That broad looks waaaay too much like Dubya.