Two RINOs and a SCOAMF

1. Everything was going fine until Bush the Elder reprised his Al Jolson tribute from the Skull and Bones Minstrel Show.

2.Bush the Elder established an instant rapport with the SCOAMF through their shared love of  Big Asses.

3. "No, 44, I don't know what a 'butt closure' is, but I bet Jeb does."

4. "Does Joe Biden always walk around here in his underwear, or is that just for us?"

5. "We were told there would be beer."

What Liberal Fascism Looks Like

Sondra K

1. Democrats find ways to amuse themselves in the absence of a primary contest.

2. And another staff meeting at MSNBC comes to order.

3. Don't question their patriotism.

4. Time Magazine's 2008 and 2011 Person of the Year winners celebrated exactly the same way.

5. People's Microphone Goes Horribly Awry:

We are burning this flag
We are burning this flag
To protest the inequality
To protest the inequality
Of the capitalist... oh, shit the lighter fluid caught my pants on fire!
Of the capitalist... oh, shit the lighter fluid caught my pants on fire!

Arrrrgh! Arrgh! I'm on fire! I'm on fire!

Arrrrgh! Arrgh! I'm on fire! I'm on fire!
Help me, you frakking idiots, help me!

Help me, you frakking idiots, help me! ...

What Use Is a Banana Without a Condom?

Racerboy and later Sonic Frog

The Cure for Heterosexuality

1. The only legitimate caption for this is "Oh, Good Gracious Merciful God, No!"

2. Barney Frank prepares for his nuptials.

3. After finding this image, Andrew Sullivan stopped doing Google searches entirely.

4. Didn't you used to hate it when you brought friends over and your mom would openly flirt with them?

5. "She's supporting Gingrich." - The Romney Super-PAC reaches a new low in attack advertising.

Does This Even Need a Caption?

SCOAMF Bitch-Slapped

1. "You wanna go, skinny? I will drop you like Barney Frank's pants in a Fire Island men's room."

2. Governor Brewer gives the American Sign Language gesture for 'Stuttering Clusterfark of a Miserable Failure.'"

3. "One more word out of you, young man, and I'll take your fake birth certificate and shove it so far up your smug skinny ass that you choke on it, you Kenyan Marxist bastard."

4. Most Americans were shocked.... SHOCKED... that Governor Brewer would use the wrong finger in expressing her opinion to the president.

5. "You know, Hussein, I really don't have time for this sh-t. You hit the golf course, some of us have work to do."

Mr and Mr Barney Fag

Real News: Mincing Pederast Barney Frank announced this week that he is marrying some dude.

1. "We met while lurking in the bushes at the same elementary school."

2."Excuse us, we'll be in the bat cave for the next three minutes. Wait, that's not the stinger any more? Oh, never mind then."

3. "No, you opwessive theocwatic pwude. We will not pull our pants up!"

4. "Where's the dog," wondered Rick Santorum. "Oh, wait, there in the background. I see it."

5. "By the way, have you heard about Ron Paul?"

Doesn't She Have a Nice Rack?

The Brigade

Perspective

Random Brigade Filler

1. Lindsey Lohan violates her probation again.

2. "All right, good test run. Now, let's run over some OWS hippies."

3. Ah, finally a vehicle suitable to the rigors of commuting in Detroit, Oakland, or Baltimore.

4. "Oh, Toonces, you incorrigible feline!"

5. The Most Interesting Man in the World Says, "I don't often commit DUI's, but when I do, I use an armored personnel carrier."

And Now, Chris Matthews with a Special Commentary on Obama's SOTU Address

Care to Explain This?

Schneider

1. "Eek! A Republican! Save me, Bruce!"

2. "So, what do you say, Congressman Frank? Can we get a mortgage or not?"

3. 49'ers Cheerleaders relax after the end of a long season.

4. "Hey, Michael Phelps, don't bogart that sh-t!"

5. "Ewww! No! Don't put me down! My skin will get all wrinkly."

Best of jj
Prospective freshmen for Penn State do a little....um... relaxing around Jerry's pool.

Best of Whacko
"Hey everyone! Let's all go shopping in my new Prius."

Best of BananaRepublican
Army of Mom's pool parties are never boring.

Best of Army of Mom
Oddly enough, I'd like to have that guy on my back, too.

Best of Dactyl
He may not look like much but he'll make point-five past light speed.

Best of Dr. Doom
"Well, he is a bit heavy", replied Bruce, "But the little black kid they gave me was a girl, ewww!"

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Ted dared the lifeguard who was yelling "No Food In The Pool!!" to confiscate the other half of his Subway sandwich.

Best of Passionate Conservative
'ow to speak Oztralian: "Queah"

ORA Best of Kaptain Krude
"I'm confused, I thought you said I could help you and your Uncle Jack off his horse?"

Best of Submariner
ORA: I, I think it's a, a, Baby Ruth...

Best of prince of leaves
It was all fun and games until the WASP-only pool association discovered Jerry was Jewish.

Priuses Now 40% Gheyer

Sondra K

Best of Army of Dad
ORA: Ace and Gary get a new ride when SNL brings back the Ambiguously Gay Duo.

Best of Rodney Dill
Natural predator to the Volvo

Best of curly
“With interior front and side airbags and an external teabag in the back, the new 2012 Prius is the safest hybrid on the market.”

Best of Rodney Dill
..and this little baby only takes 10,000 D-Cells.

Best of Steve O
It's a battery operated device. We get it. It's for women and gay men. Yes, we know.
Remember when advertising was more subtle?

Best of Dactyl
She may not look like much but she'll make point-five past light speed.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
MotorTrend magazine nicknamed it "The Boner"

Best of Passionate Conservative
Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now. As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures!

Best of Matt the K
What hump???

Best of Matt the K
In and ill-advised move, Toyota Motors partners with Ford to market the Prius Probe?

Best of Spin
Enzyte™ finally buys Bob a company car.

Best of Submariner
Nothin' ta be seein' here; jist a Folsom Street Fair Float. Please ta me movin' along, now...