Wednesday, October 07, 2015

Emmanuel. Rahm, Emmanuel.

1. Gunning down the entire City Council, gangland style. #435 on the list of things only Democrats can get away with.

2. "Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you, say what one more Goddamn time!"

3. "Pew! Pew! Pew!"

4. "No fair! We called 'Gun Free Zone.'"

5. Still warm from his 'Cleveland Steamer,' Rahm Emmanuel "pays" another Cicero Prostitute.

Monday, October 05, 2015

Take Me Out

1. Almost any caption relating to the Cincinnati Reds would work here.
2. Metaphor's for Obama ISIS policy. For a metaphor for Vladimir Putin's ISIS strategy, click here.
3. No more absurd than the notion that the baseball season should extend into November.
4. Gawd, I hate tampon ads.

Friday, October 02, 2015

Arkansas Royal Family

1. "No, Bill, this is your daughter. Put it back in your pants."
2. "Stuck with Webb Hubbell's face and mom's hips ... I hate both of you!"
3. "And then, I'll burn this sh-thouse of a country to the ground... damn, is my mic on?"
4. "You think it's funny that Russians have all my emails, Bill? Wait until they hack your browser history."
5. "I am also amazed that every Arab Sheikh rejected our offer of Chelsea."

Wednesday, September 30, 2015


1. "There, there Mohammed. We have all lost sons in tragic clock-building accidents."
2. " I always get this way when I visit the 9-11 Memorial. Those poor, brave hijackers."
3. "What's wrong, Abdul. I thought your refugee status had been accepted?" "Yes, but they're sending me to Oakland."
4. "Hey, man, I know break-ups are hard, but you know what they say, 'There are plenty of other goats in the pasture.'"
5. "You smell nice. Is there anywhere you need to be right now? Would you like to come back to my place?"

Monday, September 28, 2015

Welcome to Folsom


1. Funtcuck is just like any other American town, right down to its annual Homecoming parade.

2.  ♪ "Here comes the bride.... Here comes the bride..."  

3. Revelation 13:1 "And I saw a beast rising up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and on his horns ten crowns, and a skank rode with him, and on her legs were leather f--k me boots."

4. "First, we'll get you fitted for a Prince Albert. And if you're a good boy, you can have some Southern Dairies Ice Cream afterward."

5. "Don't pretend you  don't know us congressman, we recognize you from the Furry Convention even without the pantsless goat suit. Say 'hi' to Huma for us."

Just what *is* this store selling anyway?

Found this at Shorpy. And I'm thinking "Stud?" "Prince Albert?" Who knew old timey people were so... ghey.

Sunday, September 27, 2015

Make a Wish

1. "OK, now all we need are a dozen black guys and we will have accurately re-enacted the moment when Sandy Fluke lost her virginity."

2. "Kobe... Kobe!"

3, Some guys require a little "help" getting into the stirrups for their mandatory Obamacare gynecological exams.

4. "Hava Nagilah Hava..."

5. "No, Ahmed, you just stuffed some guy's balls into some way-too-small biking shorts, you did not 'invent' transgender sex reassignment surgery."