1. "You little bitch, how dare you make me think of Hillary, naked, doing jumping jacks."
2. "Yup, it tastes like dogsh-t, too. Good thing we didn't step in it."
3. "No, no, no, Alisha. This is how a man does the Missionary position. You just sort of lay there and take it."
4. "Now that, my young friends, is a loogie!"
5. Little girl: "I see you had one of M'Chel's school lunches, too."