Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

But Is It Second Rate Accident Porn?



1. They had to put the sign up after too many people got rear-ended.

2. "Accident Porn." The inevitable next spiral in Dennis Haysbert's career.

3. Apparently, Anthony Weiner will be giving a speech later.

Monday, September 15, 2014

Of course, of course


Meanwhile, Back in the Oval Orifice


1. "So I see little Timmy is a pillow-biter. We should send him over to Senator Reid's office."

2. "Yeah, most kids have that reaction when they find out the Safe School Czar is going to babysit."

3/ Timmy's OCD went nuts when he saw all the cigarette burns and ring stains on the SCOAMF's desk.

4. Timmy thoughtbubble: "Did that idiot really just say 'The Islamic State is not Islamic.' What a f--kin' moron."

5. "Why yes, Malia was sitting there earlier and she was menstruating!"

Friday, September 12, 2014

Seriously, You Guys, Where's My Phone?



1. "Nice throw, Kobe!"

2. "Don't be a boob, texting and driving don't mix." The NHTSA was forced to pull its latest PSA after outcry from fat angry manless feminists.

3.  If it takes you longer than 0.3 seconds to find the phone in this picture, I have some news for you....

Best of The Expendable
Tanya found that after writing her number over the urinal at the Greyhound station, and setting her phone to vibrate, she got all the "action" she wanted.

Best of The Expendable
Jenny found it humorous to change her ringtone to say, "Got milk?" and watch the reactions of the other parishioners.

Best of jimmy
Obamacare's cut-rate pacemaker was Becky's undoing, especially in the robocall-plagued election season. Shortly after this photo was taken, she gave herself two black eyes from unrestrained jumping up and down, and her heart rate clocked at 178 beats per minute.

Best of chronos the wonder pig
"...and when I shake 'em, the phone recharges!"

Tuesday, September 09, 2014

Hot Dog!


 Free for all because... sorry...  I got nothin'

Best of The Expendable
Jenny was both shocked and amazed that Polly could put a three foot wiener halfway down her throat, but really, for a Delta Zeta from Rutgers like Polly it was no big deal.

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Is this how you're supposed to do it, Ms. Fluke?" The dictum is that those who can't, teach.

Best of dadoctah
"That's disgusting. I'll just have the fish tacos."

Best of USMC2841
You're hired!!!

Best of Mr Hankey
Julie passes her sorority test by only sucking on the head no matter her instincts.

Best of Best of
Forrest Gump rationalizes Jenny's predilection for cramming filthy mystery meat in her gob, "Momma always said everybody'd eat a pecker of dirt in theys lifetime."

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Brunette's thawtbubble: Jeeez... it's double-ended but she won't share?

Best of chronos the wonder pig
"Oh, I wish I were a Oscar Meyer Wiener......"

Best of mega
The first week after schools dropped Michelle Obama's healthy lunch progream were pandemonium.

Best of Mr Hankey
The menu at Bill Clinton's deli allows for some intern applicants to show their stuff.

Best of Rodney Dill
...well I'd pay 5 dollars for that.